Will you please read to me?

My son's Kindergarten was postponed by Tropical Storm Fay. A little disappointing. He told me that he was "so sad about that".

So just now I asked him if he would read one of the summer reading books to me and his reply was:

"I am not interested in reading right now. I will read it to you either later or never.

Which one?

C'mon...the ship is about to sail. Which one? Later? Or never?"

Man, I hate it when my words come back to bite me.